Shmexxi Genna!!

OMG THIS IS PRACTICALLY MY DOG :’)

reviewofmycat:

Cat: Misato
Owner: Greg
Appearance: B
Although Misato was “just” a typical tabby cat, her stripes had amazing symmetry and she was all about keeping herself clean.
Sociability: A
There’s a joke that cats aren’t really pets but roommates and Misato fit that description to a T. She actually came with our neighborhood when we moved into our first house and decided that we were cool enough for repeat visits. Although she never fully let go of her independent outdoor life, she was the consummate life of the party when she did come home.
Usefulness: A
Misato was the best cat we never owned! She was warm and inviting because she chose to be so with us and everyone else who came into our home. She helped entertain at parties, never clawed any of our furniture, rarely used the litter box we provided for her, and patrolled the outside of our home at night.
Huggability: B
An independent lady, Misato was only interested in hugging on her own terms. However, when she wanted love, she was the cutest and most huggible kitty around.
Overall Grade: A-

Cat: Misato

Owner: Greg

Appearance: B

Although Misato was “just” a typical tabby cat, her stripes had amazing symmetry and she was all about keeping herself clean.

Sociability: A

There’s a joke that cats aren’t really pets but roommates and Misato fit that description to a T. She actually came with our neighborhood when we moved into our first house and decided that we were cool enough for repeat visits. Although she never fully let go of her independent outdoor life, she was the consummate life of the party when she did come home.

Usefulness: A

Misato was the best cat we never owned! She was warm and inviting because she chose to be so with us and everyone else who came into our home. She helped entertain at parties, never clawed any of our furniture, rarely used the litter box we provided for her, and patrolled the outside of our home at night.

Huggability: B

An independent lady, Misato was only interested in hugging on her own terms. However, when she wanted love, she was the cutest and most huggible kitty around.

Overall Grade: A-

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A lot of people dont know how to do this so here we are :D xx

The Italian Man Who Went To Malta (say this in an Italian Accent)

 One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell
 In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
 I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast
 She brings me only one piss
 I tell her i wanna to piss
 She says go to the toilet
 I say you dont understand
 I want to piss on my plate
 She say you better no piss on the plate
 You son of a bitch!
 I dont even know the lady
 And she calls me a son of a bitch
 Later
 I go to eat at a bigga resturant
 The waitress bring me a spoon and
 a knife, but no fork!
 I tell her i wanna the fuck
 She tellin me everyone wanna fuck
 I tell her you dont understand
 I wanna fucka on the table
 She say you better not fuck on the table
 You son of a bitch!
 So i go back to my room in a hotel
 And there is no sheeats on the bed
 Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!
 He tellin me go to the toilet
 I say you dont understand
 I wanna shit on my bed!
 He say you better not shit on my bed
 You son of you bitch!
 I go to the check out
 and the man in the desk says
 Peace on you, i said piss on you too
 you son of a bitch!
 Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci

We are driving, We we are driving…We are eating, We we are eating…We are driving again, we are driving!! I think we crashed and died and went up to heaven, no because we would have heard We are crashing, we we are crashing

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Fired Up!